“Ladies, are you trying to quit smoking? Put something else in your mouth,” Hillary says. And what exactly is it that she recommends putting in your piehole? Everybody knows that when u avoid smokin’, your appetite increases. Hillary is an advocate of eating more, and if we’re following by her example, the first thing to ram in your face hole is a banana. She can’t live without to eat ’em, not just ‘cuz they’re sweet, but ‘cuz they remind her of pecker. It’s no coincidence that the next thing she inhales is a rock hard meat-thermometer. Hey, the goddess quit smokin’. That babe needs to do something with her oral-job fixation. And if it’s eat treats and suck jock, that is ok with us!