You’re fired and you are fucked!

You're fired and you are rogered!

There is fine news for Juan. But, first, there’s bad news. Layla Redd, his hot boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” this guy says. “You wanted to watch me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify u of your dismissal today.” Juan is embarrassed. “You mean I must go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you are fired. We’ve had to make some cutbacks and because you are fairly fresh, we’ve had to terminate your position 1st.” Juan is in shock. This chab can’t believe it. He needs this job. “Do you have anything you’d adore to say before we walk u to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there’s one thing I’d like to say. Now that I don’t work here anymore, would it be alright to say I’ve wanted to have sex with u since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been waiting to do this for two years,” Juan says. “I wish you would have said me,” Layla says. “Too bad you must leave now. How about a goodbye bonk?” And so, in a day or two, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least he got to bonk his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there are nice days and there are bad days. And sometimes, there are bad days that turn out to be very priceless.

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